On the first day of creation, God created the dog.
On the second day of creation, God created man,
so that man might serve the dog.On the third day, God created all other animals of the earth
to serve as potential food for the dog.On the fourth day, God created honest toil
so that man could labor for the good of the dog.On the fifth day, God created the tennis ball
so that the dog might or might not retrieve it.On the sixth day, God created veterinary science
to keep the dog healthy and the man broke.On the seventh day, God wanted to rest……
but He had to walk the dog.
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1 jr // Jul 23, 2003 at 1:00 pm
Then God turned to his cat and said, Now what do you want me to do?
2 Betsy Devine // Jul 23, 2003 at 2:02 pm
Thank you, and I forgot to mention that all week long, God had to keep opening doors so the cat could go out if it was in or in if it was out….
3 me@y... // Jul 25, 2003 at 10:44 pm
and then the dog ate the cat