Here is a one-question quiz with no cgi:
Do you remember “your” golden paper stars on the fifth-grade bulletin board?
o Ewwww. No, you cornball elitist, I do not.
o Yes, yes, yes, I admit it, I longed to push my line of golden stars until it was double the length of Jerry Rovner’s!
I’m solidly in the yes, yes, yes category. Well, Miss Marchand’s bulletin board is gone, but online quizzes still feed my inner nerd.
I no longer answer intelligent questions like “What is the scientific name of the Loch Ness monster?”
Instead, I love quizzes that help me figure out if I’m Gryffindor or Ravenclaw–with important questions like “Do you prefer a broadsword to a longbow?” or “Who do you think is sexier, Kirk or Spock?”
Here are a few of my favorite online quizzes:
- “My Little Pony” names and names of porn stars–can you tell which is which? (I got only 2 right out of 12 answers.)
- The Simpsons’ character test by Lexi (I’m Homer, who are you?)
- The Geek Test at fuali.com (I’m only 33% Geek, but I still claim to be 99 and 44/100% nerd.)
Happy quizzing, and if you end up with more golden stars than I did–pulleeeeez don’t tell Miss Marchand!
*Nessiteras rhombopteryx