After due consideration, I have decided to accept David Weinberger’s nomination as Howard Dean’s running mate.
Since JOHO mentions only two of my qualifications, let me add a few more ways I could help Dean win:
- By running a daily Feedster search on karl+rove,* I can help Dean keep track of what Bush’s brain is up to.
- My NH roots should help with that vital primary.
- Dean will look tall standing next to me for photos.
If elected, I pledge to keep blogging and trying to make people laugh. This will keep me out of a lot of trouble Dick Cheney seems to have gotten himself into.
Many thanks to David for bringing this unusual job opportunity to my attention!
* Funny story I just found via Counterspin Central: Conservative students try to pass themselves off as disgruntled Democrats attacking Dean.
2 responses so far ↓
1 Scott Johnson // Nov 14, 2003 at 8:12 am
And I’ll join in by pledging that Feedster will never pay Betsy $1M per year (if she’s VP) like Halliburton did for Cheney.
2 jr // Nov 15, 2003 at 12:12 pm
Based on the Republican Donation to Contract payscale I’m willing to pledge $10 to Betsy’s campaign. Ought to make me a millionaire at least.