Betsy Devine: Funny ha-ha and/or funny peculiar

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Fun and games with any identity crisis

November 16th, 2004 · No Comments

Your name as a rock star, if you become one…
(Favorite candy / Last name of favorite musician ): Reeces Pieces Clapton

 

Your “fly boy” nickname, a la J. Lo?
(First
initial / First two or three letters of your last name): B. Dev (or
maybe R. Cla, if we start with Reeces Pieces Clapton.)

 

As a famous fashion designer, you’d call yourself…
(First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant) Thesaurus Temple Bar

 

If the CIA recruits you as an exotic foreign spy, you’ll need a cover identity…
(Favorite spice / Last foreign vacation spot): Oregano Geneva

 

If you become a billionaire socialite, tabloids will call you…
(Silliest childhood nickname / Town where you first partied): Betsy Boo Manhattan

 

As a hard-boiled detective, you’ll be called…
(Favorite baby animal / Where you went to high school): Kitten Concord Academy.

 

If you walk into a bar on a regular basis, your fellow barflies will say “Here comes…
(Last snack food you ate / Your favorite alcoholic drink): Mixed Nuts Margarita!”

All things considered, I’d better stick to blogging as Betsy Devine.


Thanks to the Redhead, who’s about to get married, for her variations on the theme of name-changes.


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