Britain’s Prince Charles and Camilla Parker-Bowles shared a first, ahem, kiss back in 1970. Now, 35 years and just a few headlines later, this long-running couple is planning to get married.
Just how do you suppose he popped the question? My guesses:
- “This is a bit awkward, but, oh, dash it all! Could you pencil us
in for some time together on April 8? Why? Well, ahhhh…. ” [and so on,
Hugh Grant ad libitum…] - “D’you know, I seem to have been putting you in a damn sticky
wicket for, what is it, 35 years now? I say, let’s get married, so the
tabloids will really have a heyday.” -
“I say, Camilla, it can’t have escaped your attention that we are both
approaching retirement age, and my job comes with a rahhhther good
pension thingummy…”
Poor dears, I wish them both luck. No time like the present to make up for lost opportunities.
Thanks (for dialogue coaching) to the Posh Translator at whoohoo.com.