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Apocalypse, not.

March 6th, 2005 · No Comments

Oh joy, oh Rapture–there’s a growing belief that the end of the world is at hand. This outlook can be dangerous to our planet, warns Bill Moyers–because if you are looking forward to the Rapture, then here are some of the signs of the end that are good things: famine, drought, plagues, global climate change,….

What happens next, wonders Moyers, if “environmental destruction is not
only to be disregarded but actually welcomed – even hastened – as a
sign of the coming apocalypse.”
If you think Moyers’s concern is overblown, consider the case of the
apocalyptic red heifer.


Born-again Christians teamed up with fundamentalist Jews to breed a flawless red heifer. But this story is not meant to have a happy ending–except for the fanatics trying to set it in motion.

The Jewish group wants to sacrifice
the animal as a first step toward rebuilding Jerusalem’s Temple. The
second step, unfortunately, would be to destroy two of Islam’s most
sacred shrines in Jerusalem, provoking all Israel’s neighbors to attack
it. The Jewish group is convinced their G-d will give them a swift
victory.

The Christian group hopes for a different scenario–after a fierce
Arab-Israeli war, all the Jews become Christians or else get
incinerated. Then the messiah arrives and the Rapture begins. As Moyers
describes it, “True believers will be lifted out of their clothes and
transported to heaven, where, seated next to the right hand of God,
they will watch their political and religious opponents suffer plagues
of boils, sores, locusts, and frogs during the several years of
tribulation that follow.”

The perfect heifer will be ready to sacrifice in April, 2005, at a time when Israeli fundamentalists are already said to be plotting to strike at Islamic shrines. At least one Israeli has called this little red cow “a four-legged bomb.”

If this bomb goes off in Israel next month, American apocalypticists will have helped to light the fuse.


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