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“… permanently altered the idea of integrated branding. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We will maximize the term “value-added”. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be scalable? Think granular. Think user-centric. Think global. But don’t think all three at the same time. The B2B2C, visionary wireless, leading-edge process management factor is clicks-and-mortar…”
The 2.0 version will surely add “glocalization.”