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Bird flu solution? FlightSuits with patented feature…

November 4th, 2005 · No Comments

Bird flight suits?????

Rarely do I ever click on a text ad, but…who could resist? Sample:

Q: How are FlightSuits (bird diapers) engineered?

A: The unique, patented “POOP-pouch” is in simple terms, a “V” shaped extension at the end of each specially sized Suit. It catches the poop “en masse” as it lands, capitalizing on that characteristic of bird poop which causes it to adhere onto whatever it lands on – in this case, inexpensive disposable FlightLiner(s)…
BushSuit: Bush: "Karl Rove told me to stick a sock in it." This whole subject offers so many opportunities for bad-taste jokes about Bush’s flight suit and his UN bathroom break that I feel virtuous already, because I’m stopping right here.

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