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The Norwegian Nobel Committee announced this morning that Al Gore will get 1/2 the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize for “efforts to build up and disseminate greater knowledge about man-made climate change, and to lay the foundations for the measures that are needed to counteract such change.” |
Washington insiders say that lawyers for President Bush have quietly filed an appeal with the US Supreme Court, seeking to have that decision overturned.
“Don’t let those @$*?*!! Norwegians mess with Texas” says a memo being circulated to right-wing bloggers. The appeal will argue that Bush reduced hot air by keeping government scientists quiet about global warming, that Michael Crichton told Bush global warming is bunk, that Al Gore once claimed he invented the Internet, and that Bush looks sexier than Gore in a flight suit.
“I’m convinced already,” said a Supreme Court Justice who asked that his name not be used. “I just hope this moves fast enough so that in December we all get on Bush’s guest list for Stockholm, Norway! My wife says the Alps are lovely at that time of year.”
4 responses so far ↓
1 Ilbrutto55 // Oct 12, 2007 at 3:32 pm
see you on top of the Matterhorn in December, Mr. President.
2 TA // Oct 13, 2007 at 6:05 am
Maybe we should start taking those hidden Norwegian WMDs seriously. This time at least it would be obvious to everybody that it’s not about the North Sea oil, right?
3 Betsy Devine // Oct 13, 2007 at 3:22 pm
Just be glad that Norway’s oil isn’t under the Matterhorn, because if it were there’d be Texans trying to drill to it!
4 Dubya Demands a Recount! at Sore Eyes // May 28, 2009 at 5:53 pm
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