Insults are funny–peculiar and ha-ha. Google “insult jokes” and you get 8,000 results. Google “compliment jokes” and you get zero.
He who laughs last thinks slowest…
In ivory towers, the big insult is stupidity.
We tell “stupid jokes” about deans–the same jokes Dilbert tells about pointy-haired-bosses, often the same our ancestors told about cossacks.
How many deans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to assure the faculty everything’s fine, and the other to screw the light bulb into a faucet.
They might have money and power, but boy are they dumb!
In the whuffie-powered world of webloggers, there’s something worse than stupid. I saw a blogger get mad the other day, you know the insult he came up with?
“That’s not interesting.”
They’ll have to write some new “Yo Mama” jokes around that one. Mmmm, that should be interesting…