Betsy Devine: Funny ha-ha and/or funny peculiar

Making trouble today for a better tomorrow…

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September 29th, 2003 · No Comments

Definition list

Iraq (past)
I thought we should have waited for the weapons inspectors to finish their job–or at least for the UN to agree to join us. I don’t like pre-emptive war against people who haven’t attacked us or our allies–and that doesn’t mean I like Saddam Hussein. I also don’t like the leaders of North Korea, Iran, Liberia….should we declare pre-emptive war on all of them?

Iraq (present)
I believe there are lots of Iraqis who are glad we’re there.

Iraq (future)
If we want the UN to help us help Iraq–and I do–wouldn’t it be reasonable to share control there? I’d like to help Iraqis fight off the forces of chaos until a real government gets established.

Bush’s tax cuts
I think we should get rid of the many cuts that help billionnaires, but save the very few that benefit poor families. (Here I agree with Kerry rather than with (my guy) Dean, who wants to get rid of every one of the tax cuts.)

Israel
“We will pursue peace as if there is no terrorism and fight terrorism as if there is no peace.”
— Yitzhak Rabin

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