What if…Lord of the Rings had been written by someone else?
- “I’m not saying they had an affair,” Elven Prince Legolas said in an exclusive interview. “I mean, I once went out with Arwen — she was kinda chilly, if you know what I mean. But right after I got to Rivendell I saw Frodo coming out of her bower….
- Ellis Amburn channeled by SevenONine
- I assert that Balrogs do not have wings. For, it is a natural impulse to act to preserve one’s life, and in doing so, to make full use of one’s capabilities. If the Balrog did have wings, it would not allow itself to fall to its death in the mines of Moria, but save itself by the use of its wings…
- Thomas Aquinas, channeled by Captain Amazing
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Frodo and Sam, having thus disposed of both the ring and Smeagol
Decided that they deserved a nice vacation, and flew off to the Bahamas by eagol. - Ogden Nash, as channeled by jr8
Thanks to Maia Cowan for pinging me about the Teemings extras!