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October…word!

October 23rd, 2007 · Comments Off on October…word!




Landscape in October

Originally uploaded by Giorgos ~

And the always-amazing Montauk Rider says…

… here are the dusky smells of the past saying goodbye–the future saying hello.

Enjoy the days of nature’s last hurrah.

Stockholm is grayer and cloudier than the landscapes of Montauk Rider’s autumn, the autumn that I grew up in. Even so, I’m glad to be “home” from my latest journey.

There is something inspiring in the sight of Nature preparing for long winter sleep–I was wishing that I could express the thought somehow, I’m grateful Montauk Rider did so.

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Think of this from the poor dog’s point of view!

October 22nd, 2007 · 3 Comments

Hetz, the theatrical dog, has just been fired from a Stockholm production of The Sound of Music.”

On Friday, during the play’s climactic scene, actor Felix Engström was giving his all to the evil-Nazi role of Herr Zeller. From a dog’s point of the view, Zeller’s aggressive threats have been going on since rehearsals, night after night after night after night…

Finally, Hetz the theatrical dog was moved to a heroic (dog) act, to save the Van Trapp family!

Poor Hetz was (of course) fired, and the actor Felix Engström now has an unusual trophy for convincing acting. Sadly that trophy arrived in the form of a dog bite.

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The end of the classical earth

October 20th, 2007 · 1 Comment

Fisterra coast emerges from fog
Today we travelled to the end of the earth and had an amazing seafood lunch with the mayor.

Heh. I’ve traveled a lot, but never expected to get to write that particular sentence.

On the westernmost point of Spain, there is (Wikipedia says) “a notable lighthouse” whose Galician and Spanish names (“Fisterra” and “Finisterra”) derive from Latin words for “end of the world.”

I’m sure the pre-Christian pilgrims, who came there for sunsets, were struck by the symbolism of its shifting fog, which motivated (much later) that notable lighthouse. One minute you can’t see halfway down the hill–clouds shift and you see rocky scenery across the bay–before fog returns and the view shivers back into mystery.

If you come to Galicia, which I recommend, don’t miss Fisterra, the lighthouse, the fog, the view, the fog again, and the delicious food at the Semaforo Hotel. You can find the hotel, no matter how foggy it is, because it is next to the lighthouse.

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Yes! People want news, not “olds”

October 19th, 2007 · 1 Comment




Corbett Court, Mitchelstown

Originally uploaded by betsythedevine

Dave Winer has been improving the New York Times for as long as I’ve known him. First he convinced them to put stories out in RSS–then to let bloggers “permalink” down into their archives.

Now he’s propagating their work in a skinnied-down format he calls a newsriver, where (to quote Dave), “The stories age, and are removed after 24 hours. After all this is news, not olds. “

Playing on this, Doc Searls says news organizations should “jump in the river”:

News is a river, not a lake. It is active, not static. It’s what’s happening, not what happened. Or not only what happened.

Yes, of course readers also want well-written stories with careful analysis. But when we’re anxious to know what’s happening now, we don’t want that information slowed down and jumbled up with lots of stuff we don’t care about.

When I’m starving for a hot quick Egg McMuffin, I don’t want to wait for some Oeuf au Jambon de Ronald.

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Breakfast algorithm, Santiago de Compostela

October 19th, 2007 · Comments Off on Breakfast algorithm, Santiago de Compostela




1492 stairway

Originally uploaded by betsythedevine

Go out the door of your bedroom. If you cannot find the door of your bedroom because your room is too dark, fumble your way to the heavily curtained window and tug open one of the giant wooden shutters.

Go out the door of the bedroom and turn right–toward the humongous copper footbath (or holy water font?)–then turn left at the corner and walk down that long granite corridor.

Walk until you get to the huge oil painting of St. Peter–he’s the saint with keys. With a slight dogleg left , you’ll see the super-sized staircase. Wait–before you go down, you should check where you are.

Look out any window and notice the marble sculpture below. This will help you re-find the courtyard you want to get back to–in our case, one surrounding a carved domelike structure. Sadly (and this was to cause me much confusion) it turns out the hotel has two different enormous courtyards arranged around similar dome things. Our courtyard is the one whose topiary has simple geometric shapes, not the one with fancy green swirls and logos.

Walk down carpeted steps to the ground level, where you will find yourself in between the two domed-structure courtyards. Walk into the simpler-topiary domed-structure courtyard and look to your left, where you can see through a whole bunch of arches a fountain-like sculpture topped by an ornate, er, acanthus. (If you meet Sigmund Freud, don’t ask him what that sculpture looks like.)

On the other side of that courtyard are two different glass doors. Go through either of them, and you’ll find…a kind, helpful person who’ll show you the breakfast room.

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“James Watson desperate to promote boring book”

October 18th, 2007 · 4 Comments

Oh, oh, oh–shall we stop the presses?

Cranky DNA pioneer James Watson–who seems to have no clue that making oneself widely hated is not very clever–has worked out that headlines ensue when he says something rude enough about any random large group of human beings. (So far, he’s confined himself to insulting groups not male-plus-macho-plus-white, but probably only because that’s where the headlines are.)

I think headline writers should take a strong clue from my headline.

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Santiago scallop-shell of quiet

October 18th, 2007 · Comments Off on Santiago scallop-shell of quiet




pilgrim path to Santiago de Compostela

Originally uploaded by Nós da Montanha

Like the medieval scholar on pilgrimage (“And gladly wolde he lerne and gladly teche”), Frank is spending time with a whole new group of scientists. And Chaucer would have loved our current location in one of Spain’s loveliest cities, Galicia’s Santiago de Compostela.

A long pilgrim path winds all the way from France to the plaza in front of its glorious Baroque cathedral, next to a hotel established by Ferdinand and Isabella as a refuge for needy pilgrims in 1492.

Our kind hosts are putting us up in that very hotel, where we have spent some time wandering semi-lost among various fountained courtyards and huge granite corridors. After a lonnngg day of travel yesterday (it began with a 3:45 a.m. wake-up call in Dublin), we especially enjoyed the silence and darkness made possible by granite walls and huge wooden shutters that let us sleep until almost 9 a.m. today.

Many thanks to you, King Ferdinand and Queen Isabella!

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Tracking my mom’s 1963 journal through Ireland

October 16th, 2007 · Comments Off on Tracking my mom’s 1963 journal through Ireland




Corbett Court, Mitchelstown

Originally uploaded by betsythedevine

On the plane trip to Cork, I finally got around to reading my mother’s 1963 journal. She and my dad visited Ireland in mid-October of that year. 

Summary: They rented a car and took off to see–everything! That is, everything compatible with sleeping late, taking naps, picking up hitchhikers, and making stops to drink tea. They hadn’t made a single hotel reservation–something that on this trip they never regretted. They enjoyed everything they saw, every person they met.

Left Limerick 10 a.m. 10-14-63.
3 sheep or cows? in Croagh
Thatched roof with TV antenna in Adare
Ruined church and fortress
Gypsy carts
Hitcher to Abbeyfrale–peat smoke. No talker.
Farmers market — cows, horses, pigs (in ricks), boxes of cabbages and of apples
Spent 3 hours going 56 miles. Ferns like a miniature ferngully.
Lunch delicious fricasseed lamb. Castlerosse Hotel. JMD [my dad] bought an Arran sweater 6/13.
Looked at various hotels in Killarney. Some stuffy, others quite unappealing. Settled on Hotel Europe, out of town on “lower lake,” lovely neat new hotel (German) fabulous view and food. Nap.
Dinner — sole — wow!
After dinner went into town. Bought Irish coffee glasses 6 for Mary 6 for us–all sent to Mary. Also 6 charms for cousins.
To bed. Awoke to howling wind–but warm.

10 – 15. Too cloudy for Ring, so going to Cork. Left K 11 a.m.
Aghadve — ruined cathedral and towers.
Filled tank 14 shillings. Button for battery. Blue-tail sheep.
Picked up lady near Low Bridge who was on way to a funeral in Ballyvourney cemetery next to Ballymakeery.
Took picture of fortress outside Macroon.
“Anglers Reast” in Beamish, prop. R. P. Leary. “Road Up.” Slate roofs with moss.
Lunch of tea and sandwiches at The Four Seasons in Dripsey. Irish Sweepstakes man–
Road to Blarney. hunter with dog. School bus — no one over 7 got off.
Blarney Castle — no lighting on wellworn circular stairs. Rooks. Boiling oil. Trees along walk–vines have to be cut off lest they weigh down the turrets and topple them. Old man at Druid’s well. Blarney indeed!
Into Cork through the Blackpool area. Whellbarrows of steaming mash. Man lying directly in road to check underside of car.
“Garda” in re map — “You’ll get me all confused with this thing” i.e. map. “It won’t take you any time at all, at all.” He was right.
Imperial Hotel. Victorianism is a Johnny-come-lately here! Heated towel racks–double pulley windows. V. comfortable. Good food. Wandered around town in evening just looking. Called Kim and Grampa 1:30 our time.

10 – 16 Slept over. Had fine breakfast in our room. 11:45 a.m. left.
Called Dr. Atkins. Retiring.
Men secretaries, lady bartenders.
Mother’s Pride Bread–unwrapped bread.
Stables marked by horse’s head.
Aghada — miles of fortifications to protect Cork harbor. No Murrays there now.
Church in Soleen (?) hooked shut. Flock of sheep–blue tail, red tail. Fat lady singing.
Midletown–poppies and daisies wild by the side of road–Prosperous town.
Bought harp charm 6/3 ear rings pin 16/ pendant for hockey 7/6
“I’ll have to ask himself.”
Stopped for early tea at the Blue Dragon Inn and Bar 5 mi. outside Mitchelstown–down the road from the Glocca Maura.

Mitchelstown–talked to 3 men–story of Jack Devine the laboring man and the rosary. Talk with Mr. Barrett at the tax collector. Visit the grave year–lichen covered crosses — old church — a hollow shell for vines. No perpetual care. Nettles.

But what was the story of Jack Devine and the rosary? The fat lady singing? Who was the “Irish sweepstakes man”? I’ll never know.

Frank and I, tracing part of their path, stopped for a delicious lunch at the Corbett Court–which turned out to be their own Blue Dragon Inn.

More in some later blogpost–we’re in Dublin now.

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“Confidential” info in government files leaked to reporters

October 16th, 2007 · Comments Off on “Confidential” info in government files leaked to reporters

“New leak shock,” says today’s Irish Independent.

Yesterday’s shock was a civil servant (male), who passed on private government data that got used for attempts at blackmail. Today’s story is a civil servant (female) who repeatedly accessed the files of prominent people–often just days before their “confidential” data showed up in newspaper reports about them.

According to the Independent, nine different newspaper stories revealed private details that this civil servant leaked to them from government files. She also “improperly accessed” the private files of many others.

Only by chance was this ongoing abuse discovered, while officials were investigating a separate matter. And the woman remained in her job for almost a year before offering her resignation and taking her departure.

If only the private data of Irish citizens were half as secure as the job of a civil servant “protecting” that data!

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Peeking and poking “private” personal data

October 15th, 2007 · Comments Off on Peeking and poking “private” personal data

In other news from today’s Irish Independent.

There were only 12 people entitled to view the personal data of Dolores McNamara. After she won the lottery, 106 curious officials made a point of accessing all her “private” information.

Although a ‘digital fingerprint’ is created every time a worker accesses a file, the breach confirms that illegal activity is not detected until a third party brings it to the department’s attention.

Even more frightening is the fact that the illegal activity has occurred a number of times since the mole was sacked…

The lowest ranking workers in the department have access to everything — from your name to date of birth to how much you earn — which is kept on a file for your entire life.

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